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Diving Debbie
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 Posted: Sun Dec 9th, 2007 06:55 pm

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 Posted: Sun Dec 9th, 2007 07:49 pm

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because they bring us gifts from afar, like dinero and new books....

but, that thought sure has crossed my own mind over the years......Maxine and I think alike in those ways.:)



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 Posted: Sun Dec 9th, 2007 08:06 pm

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My lips are zipped...but!

Today was one of those special days, meeting two extremely cool visitors from Idaho who would end up being friends if they lived here (but they love Idaho, so we'll just have to wait for a return). Another guy, living on his boat and here temporarily joined in and time blew by, until, shockingly enough, it was time to close. Amazing how that works.






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I like to hunt, that was really funny except that I'm a tourist.
Is there any hunting in Culebra..game or women,, just kidding
I do need a LadyFriend , would it be possible to meet some
young lady at a bar and come to a mutual understanding?
I'm not very picky, 21-22, blonde, 5'6-5'8 120-130lbs
not too smart (lovable) I need a great vacation! Or should I
pick up a "friend" in San Juan before I get there.
Oh I forgot to mention, no dope addicts please!
Thanks in advance. Harley aka Mountain
I'm coming in February, I hope
When I get there you can pick me out at any bar, I'm 6'3
Blond, Alabama accent, 52 (but look 35!) and I like to whistle
"She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes"
The ladies always get a kick out of that because my
nickname is "Mountain" Get it?

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 Posted: Mon Dec 10th, 2007 11:39 am

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Well, Golly Miss Molly, we got ourselves a real genuwine
big fella. I'm a little long in the tooth for ya, but I wouldn't
mind shaking hands.
JJ
Oh, you'll be able to tell it's me, right after you
whistle I'll be putting on surgical gloves and
a surgical mask

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Harley Man......I'm so sorry I will miss your visit in February as you sound like a wonderful catch for some lucky lady.  Have you ever used a solar panel on your Harley?:cool:



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 Posted: Mon Dec 10th, 2007 12:26 pm

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Harley, I am speechless. "She'll be comin around the mountain"
is one of my most fav songs.

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OK, this thread is one step away from being deleted.......

Bobby, Judy, and Harley -- into your corners!:X



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And away we go! Harley, maybe we should have a
little talk before you come. The Island is not used
to having someone of your elan , not to mention your
cunning bombast.
The women hear are friendly and charming, maybe a
little naive to your prowess. They would be defenseless
against your charm. However the local men defend
their women and are armed. You might be better off in
Tijuana.



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 Posted: Mon Dec 10th, 2007 12:46 pm

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I wouldn't characterize the women of Culebra as naive (well, at least I have been known to make a misjudgement here and there).....and we've met the charming type before, and it just doesn't cut it.:D



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 Posted: Mon Dec 10th, 2007 04:09 pm

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Bringing seductive poetry to a new level...



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Doug wrote: Bringing seductive poetry to a new level...
Bringing something around here to a whole new level anyway. Watch your footing!



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