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Posted: Wed Jan 16th, 2008 10:01 pm |
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Just in from our beloved Diving Debbie -- it's snowing in Atlanta with a winter weather advisory.......I'm not even going to abbreviate this.....I am laughing my big old a... off!!! karma baby.....
oh, I'm rolling too.
oh, do you think she'll be able to drive home after work???? I figure a dusting of snow should shut Atlanta down.
and a comment from Bayberry -- at least it might help with your water shortage.
still laughing.
now laughing harder....I was just told that folks from Atlanta "don't drive in this sh.."
I think I'm supposed to feel sorry for her, but I'm not.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16th, 2008 11:06 pm |
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I just talked to my daughter in Topeka - they are supposed to have six inches of snow by morning. Of course, they are driving around in it...I'm all Mom saying, well be CAREFUL and she's doing the ...uh huh, we will, like OK, Mom...I'll say that. And my son in law, in response to me telling him I was sitting outside in shorts and sleeveless shirt, barefoot, says, "You can't make me jealous, I like snow! But...Michelle doesn't." It's genetics, baby! Gotta get those grandkids here fast!
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Posted: Wed Jan 16th, 2008 11:34 pm |
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You have no idea what kind of MORONIC activity goes on here when it snows. My 8 mile, 20 minute commute took 45 minutes. People were - no kidding! - driving up Peachtree with their cell phones hangin' out the window taking pictures of the stinkin' snow! And the others are creeping along as if the roads are freakin' icy. God, I need a drink!
We really don't drive in this crap - BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY MORONS on the roads!
Rant off. Drink up.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16th, 2008 11:36 pm |
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| Local news moron is interviewing people at a gas station regarding the snow. He asks one woman what's her biggest concern. Her answer? "Other people." SEE, IT'S NOT JUST ME!! Everyone knows you have to watch out for the MORONS!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 16th, 2008 11:43 pm |
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next time I'm sounding a wee bit stressed about snow, and I'm talking REAL snow, may I remind you of your current state of mind? a glass of wine should cure it.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16th, 2008 11:45 pm |
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| I'm not stressed about the snow. I'm stressed about the MORONS!
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Posted: Thu Jan 17th, 2008 12:33 am |
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Dear Debbie,
I suggest a time out that includes a nice warm drink of an alcoholic nature, with deep breathing exercises.
Breathe in, breathe out. It's like SCUBA, on a different plane.
Good luck,
Ms. City Avoider
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Posted: Tue Jan 22nd, 2008 02:01 pm |
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Move over Snowing in Atlanta, Judge Judy is hijacking
this post for some breaking news.
My Amaryllis just won best Spring Tropical Bulb Plant at the Int'l
Flower Show in Amsterdam. It would have won Best in Class except
them damn early tulips (I think it was rigged.) If I could of won
that I might have had a chance at Best in Show. The usual
winner is a Manhattan roof rat named Elsie, who specializes in
Orchids. She even brings a humidity controlled plastic booth!
So we fixed her rear end this year, we invited her to a
Hospitality Suite including dinner where we served her a special
blend of Island Woman's special Chile, its subtle, but a ticking
time bomb for sure. Well you can imagine the next day, Elsie
in that climate controlled plastic tent, letting it rip every
twenty minutes or so. Those orchids didn't stand a chance.
We laughed our @sses off. We gotta little nervous when one
of the Judges cried "Foul" but soon realized he was referring
to the smell of one of Elsie's Orchids which this year had
somehow lost its gentle waft of vanilla.
I hope you like my flower.Attachment: Amaryllis.png (Downloaded 18 times)
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